I open my email box, and what do I see?
Is this junk mail which I see before me?
I don't keep you and I get you more
Come let me trash you, you virtual sore.
Why do you come to me, unwanted spam?
Never to be opened, red or replied, just killed with a wham.
Yet I get you still, in astronomic numbers
Making my mailbox overfill with virtual squatters.
Hotmail and Yahoo I used to use
Not any more because of your abuse.
Both are flooded with nonsense, gobbledygook and lies
Who do you think would fall for your predatory lies?
Out, dammed spam! Out, I say!
Will this mailbox ever be clean?, apparently not today.
Friendship between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
